So. So. So. So.
The short version of this story goes as follows…
As you all probably know I’ve been in a bad way with my neck recently and trying to carry on through all the pain just got too much. I tried every prescription drug going from morphine to tramadol and nothing touched the pain. (We all remember the dentist post, I’m like a breaking bad master at drugging myself for medical purposes) ANYWAY, I decided to try something of the more herbal variety but in a home made cream format.
So take kids to school, come back and rub that cream in like aloe vera after sun on a gingers sunburn – and then I added more for good measure (obvs)
Well it turns out I accidentally got stoned š¤£š. What a twat. Who gets stoned off the bloody cream?! Yeah that would be me.
Anyways, I’m out the other side now thanks to a 6 hour sleep and lots of snacks!!!
