Lots of busy times over the past few weeks with kids carol concerts, nativity plays etc so life has been a little hectic, to say the least. It was also Mr. Moz’s birthday. We managed to escape to a beautiful remote part of Wales and stayed in a log cabin with our own hot-tub. For TWO WHOLE days, we were…
Year: 2017
Morning Homework…FML
Firstly I need to apologise as this post is going to contain lots of swear words as that’s the sort of morning I have had. It has not been particularly eventful it’s just another normal shitty Friday trying to get two kids to school and me to work. Reluctantly I peel myself off my bed – it was like peeling…
Why I love arriving at work
Most might think the kids have finally snapped me with this title and I’m just about ready for the funny farm, who actually says “Yeah, work- lucky me I get to bust my ass all day long!!” But I actually do love arriving to work. It’s a bullet point kinda day so here we go. I’ve spent most of the…
The Mentalist meets the Dentist
My life was going well, work, kids, Mr Moz etc to say it was under control would be being over enthusiastic but we were all still alive and fairly happy. It was a morning like any other, manic and mayhem Morris style. I had been to the doctors that week to find out I had tennis elbow and trapped a…
At least she didn’t Google her symptoms!
I just love my work friends as you know, there is never a dull moment with them around. Their personalities are big and so is their vocabulary for swear words. We all have our “special” talents, our party tricks/key skills we like to add to our CV’s. One of Les’s many talents is self-diagnosis, generally with the help of Google! Today’s…
How much does a lie in cost?
This amazing and rare situation occurred today that I felt compelled to share it with you. I just want to clarify I’m not a gloater, not one to rub noses in steaming piles of poo…. however So on Fridays the system me and Mr Moz have going on, is that his tribe come and sleep out my house, and on Saturdays…
The Wanderer Returns
Millie Returns We have just picked Amelia up from school after returning from her school trip to Alton Castle. As you can see, Alfie is over joyed, I would even say over come with pure emotion. I think I captured it in his face but if that wasn’t concreate evidence enough it was what he said when he saw her.…
School Photos
School Photo Day. (Fml) How NOT to get the best photo demonstrated by the Morris kids. 1) Refuse to get out of bed on time 2) Realise you have left 3 school jumpers at school and the only one you have left is screwed up in your school bag. 3) Decide that you can’t possibly live if you don’t put…
Homeless Woman
REF: Homeless Person If you see this person on the School run, please don’t be alarmed, she is not homeless. Do not offer blankets, food or money. Just a normal dishevelled mom trying to survive a Monday morning!
1 Child Policy
I am starting to think that China may be on to something with their one-child policy. As you know, our Millie is away on her school trip so that just leaves me and the boy at home. It’s quite a strange feeling when one of the 3 Musketeers abandons ship – it leaves a strange sense of calm with a hint of…