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The Wanderer Returns

Millie Returns

We have just picked Amelia up from school after returning from her school trip to Alton Castle. As you can see, Alfie is over joyed, I would even say over come with pure emotion.

I think I captured it in his face but if that wasn’t concreate evidence enough it was what he said when he saw her.

  • Oh great you are home (grunting)

Alfie “Did you buy me a present”

Millie “no Alfie I didn’t have enough money”

Alfie “Uh FINE!!! I just want to die”

  • My life is over
  • I want to live on the streets
  • I wish you weren’t in my family
  • I cant believe you don’t even care about me

Isn’t it just pure bliss to have my family life back to normal, the nest is full, the kids are arguing, I’ve heard mom 372 times in the last 7 minutes and of course I’m a rubbish mom because the kids are starving and there is nothing good to eat!!!!

I will attempt to humble the little turds later with Children in Need

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