Worklife

At least she didn’t Google her symptoms!

I just love my work friends as you know, there is never a dull moment with them around. Their personalities are big and so is their vocabulary for swear words. We all have our “special” talents, our party tricks/key skills we like to add to our CV’s. One of Les’s many talents is self-diagnosis, generally with the help of Google! Today’s…

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How much does a lie in cost?

This amazing and rare situation occurred today that I felt compelled to share it with you. I just want to clarify I’m not a gloater, not one to rub noses in steaming piles of poo…. however So on Fridays the system me and Mr Moz have going on, is that his tribe come and sleep out my house, and on Saturdays…

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Familylife

The Wanderer Returns

Millie Returns We have just picked Amelia up from school after returning from her school trip to Alton Castle. As you can see, Alfie is over joyed, I would even say over come with pure emotion. I think I captured it in his face but if that wasn’t concreate evidence enough it was what he said when he saw her.…

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School Photos

School Photo Day. (Fml) How NOT to get the best photo demonstrated by the Morris kids. 1) Refuse to get out of bed on time 2) Realise you have left 3 school jumpers at school and the only one you have left is screwed up in your school bag. 3) Decide that you can’t possibly live if you don’t put…

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Homeless Woman

  REF: Homeless Person If you see this person on the School run, please don’t be alarmed, she is not homeless. Do not offer blankets, food or money. Just a normal dishevelled mom trying to survive a Monday morning!

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1 Child Policy

I am starting to think that China may be on to something with their one-child policy. As you know, our Millie is away on her school trip so that just leaves me and the boy at home. It’s quite a strange feeling when one of the 3 Musketeers abandons ship – it leaves a strange sense of calm with a hint of…

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