Firstly I need to apologise as this post is going to contain lots of swear words as that’s the sort of morning I have had. It has not been particularly eventful it’s just another normal shitty Friday trying to get two kids to school and me to work.
Reluctantly I peel myself off my bed – it was like peeling yourself out of leather trousers after an amazing night out on the piss!!
I come down the stairs to see Alfie sat on the sofa looking like he too had been out on the piss all night – I mean whos kids actually look this bad in the mornings!! He is sat on the sofa with 3 homework books out… 3 lots of homework all due in this morning. I can not deal with this shit before my morning cuppa!!
As I sit next to him to show support he ropes me into helping him. I have no fecking idea what his homework is about – The realisation is I can not do year 3 homework. FACT. I mildly lose my shit with a rant about being organised and leaving EVERYTHING to the last minute – The boy takes no notice.
I push him into the kitchen so I can do homework and also make a cup of Tea, he produces his spellings for the week, its 8.25am and we need to leave in 5 minutes – Blunderwoman needs to pull something out of her arse to make this shit happen.
I scream for Amelia to come down and help – I sit them both at the kitchen table and they fill in the spellings book together (one is left-handed and one is right-handed – a small victory)
Spellings completed in two different hand-writings but hey – who cares right?! It’s done.
What is not done is my bloody hair – AGAIN!! Has anyone noticed the Moses style parting in my fringe? Happy Friday Folks – & Happy 1st of December!
