Its 7.30am. That’s a great time to wake up isn’t it, quite respectable. But I have been awake since 4am, again which is bearable if you are going on holiday which I clearly am not. That sweet-faced boy I forgave yesterday for being a Turd at times – well he decided at 3am that my bed was the place for him, he came into…
The only day I don’t bring a coat to work and I’m locked out my own office!! Just me, my smoothie and my daughter’s pushchair and baby as she insisted she could not spend another day at home alone 🙈
Parents evening is not a straight forward event that I honestly look forward to. Now the Morris Minors are generally well behaved kids and have huge hearts but they also have 50 % of my DNA which also makes them unpredictable, hot headed and stubborn I don’t think I sometimes help the whole situation as I’m not an ‘easy parent.’…
It was another faux par for me this week, it was eat with your kids at school day, now I send my kids to school not solely for the education but mainly because I need the break and I can’t be held responsible for my actions to the mini terrorist’s if they didn’t attend. I turned up, suitably dressed with…
Firstly I need to apologise as this post is going to contain lots of swear words as that’s the sort of morning I have had. It has not been particularly eventful it’s just another normal shitty Friday trying to get two kids to school and me to work. Reluctantly I peel myself off my bed – it was like peeling…
Most might think the kids have finally snapped me with this title and I’m just about ready for the funny farm, who actually says “Yeah, work- lucky me I get to bust my ass all day long!!” But I actually do love arriving to work. It’s a bullet point kinda day so here we go. I’ve spent most of the…
This amazing and rare situation occurred today that I felt compelled to share it with you. I just want to clarify I’m not a gloater, not one to rub noses in steaming piles of poo…. however So on Fridays the system me and Mr Moz have going on, is that his tribe come and sleep out my house, and on Saturdays…
A day in the life of me… Good morning to all. It’s been another happy morning in the Morris house this morning. Amelia is on a school trip and Alfie is on fine form happy as always… the morning goes as follows: 1) Millie refuses to get up and is glued to my side 2) Alfie, not one to be…