Nobody warns you what it is like raising teenagers; you literally go from having cute, angelic children who go to bed mostly on time, wear what you lay out for them, and hang off your every word, putting you on a pedestal, thinking you are the most amazing and important person in their life, to hating you overnight. They went…
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The Price of Peace
Life has been super stressful of late. What am I talking about, we have 4 kids, a Springer Spaniel dog who works on his own time and commands and three business between me and Mr Moz so its always been a pretty stressful affair. But the stress has been giving it its ALL. On New Years Eve I was scrolling…
Helpful Family Comments
Right. I get this is a crap photo and a different kinda post for me, BUT I have to get some shit off my chest! A few weeks ago, my dad, not to subtly implied I was overweight/obese (The Prick), this small comment has sat so heavy on my heart (and gut) and has made me second guess myself since.…
Post Exercise Pain
Post Exercise Pain
Just another manic morning
Its 7.30am. That’s a great time to wake up isn’t it, quite respectable. But I have been awake since 4am, again which is bearable if you are going on holiday which I clearly am not. That sweet-faced boy I forgave yesterday for being a Turd at times – well he decided at 3am that my bed was the place for him, he came into…
Once upon a Kids Time
We’re gonna talk time. Not normal time or ‘1 mins Turkish mate’ oh no. A whole new level of time that my son does. I am quite sure he does this to wind me up, to the point of mouth foaming and hair pulling. Kids, if you want to near on kill your parents and ensure they have to triple…
Homemade creams…
So. So. So. So. The short version of this story goes as follows… As you all probably know I’ve been in a bad way with my neck recently and trying to carry on through all the pain just got too much. I tried every prescription drug going from morphine to tramadol and nothing touched the pain. (We all remember the…
Clever dick, Potty Mouth, 8 year olds.
Alfie has been pushing our parenting buttons of late with his new found enthusiasm for shouting swear words. We have quite an open policy with questions when it comes to the kids and encourage them to have the confidence to ask us anything they want to on all subjects.Alfie takes full advantage of this possibly being the youngest, possibly being…
Broken Mom – Day 3 of Summer Hols
Its day 3 of the summer holidays. Let’s just roll that on our tounges for a moment – day twatting 3 and the turd kids have actually broken me. This has to be a new world record set by any children who rage war against a parent in the summer holidays. It’s day fucking 3!!!! AND to rub salt in…
How much does a lie in cost?
This amazing and rare situation occurred today that I felt compelled to share it with you. I just want to clarify I’m not a gloater, not one to rub noses in steaming piles of poo…. however So on Fridays the system me and Mr Moz have going on, is that his tribe come and sleep out my house, and on Saturdays…