Familylife, Mr Moz & Me

Baby, I’m waiting…

I love looking at #TBT pictures of family, friends and fellow bloggers, it doesn’t matter how alarmingly horrific they look to the person posting, they make me smile in a way that only Valium and Chinese Takeaway can after weigh in day at #slimmingworld. I started thinking about some of the things me and Mr Moz used to do in…

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Hello Parents Evening.

Parents evening is not a straight forward event that I honestly look forward to. Now the Morris Minors are generally well behaved kids and have huge hearts but they also have 50 % of my DNA which also makes them unpredictable, hot headed and stubborn I don’t think I sometimes help the whole situation as I’m not an ‘easy parent.’…

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Faux Par Parenting

It was another faux par for me this week, it was eat with your kids at school day, now I send my kids to school not solely for the education but mainly because I need the break and I can’t be held responsible for my actions to the mini terrorist’s if they didn’t attend. I turned up, suitably dressed with…

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Who Stole MY Street-Cred?

I have just had a true light bulb moment – except it was more like a thousand flood lights being turned on and realising I was centre stage. I just have to get right to the point as I am still revelling in shock with this one… Who the actual f%*k has stolen my street – cred. I’m going to…

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Morning Homework…FML

Firstly I need to apologise as this post is going to contain lots of swear words as that’s the sort of morning I have had.  It has not been particularly eventful it’s just another normal shitty Friday trying to get two kids to school and me to work. Reluctantly I peel myself off my bed – it was like peeling…

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Worklife

At least she didn’t Google her symptoms!

I just love my work friends as you know, there is never a dull moment with them around. Their personalities are big and so is their vocabulary for swear words. We all have our “special” talents, our party tricks/key skills we like to add to our CV’s. One of Les’s many talents is self-diagnosis, generally with the help of Google! Today’s…

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How much does a lie in cost?

This amazing and rare situation occurred today that I felt compelled to share it with you. I just want to clarify I’m not a gloater, not one to rub noses in steaming piles of poo…. however So on Fridays the system me and Mr Moz have going on, is that his tribe come and sleep out my house, and on Saturdays…

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