Right. I get this is a crap photo and a different kinda post for me, BUT I have to get some shit off my chest! A few weeks ago, my dad, not to subtly implied I was overweight/obese (The Prick), this small comment has sat so heavy on my heart (and gut) and has made me second guess myself since.…
Its 7.30am. That’s a great time to wake up isn’t it, quite respectable. But I have been awake since 4am, again which is bearable if you are going on holiday which I clearly am not. That sweet-faced boy I forgave yesterday for being a Turd at times – well he decided at 3am that my bed was the place for him, he came into…
I love looking at #TBT pictures of family, friends and fellow bloggers, it doesn’t matter how alarmingly horrific they look to the person posting, they make me smile in a way that only Valium and Chinese Takeaway can after weigh in day at #slimmingworld. I started thinking about some of the things me and Mr Moz used to do in…
Parents evening is not a straight forward event that I honestly look forward to. Now the Morris Minors are generally well behaved kids and have huge hearts but they also have 50 % of my DNA which also makes them unpredictable, hot headed and stubborn I don’t think I sometimes help the whole situation as I’m not an ‘easy parent.’…
It was another faux par for me this week, it was eat with your kids at school day, now I send my kids to school not solely for the education but mainly because I need the break and I can’t be held responsible for my actions to the mini terrorist’s if they didn’t attend. I turned up, suitably dressed with…
I have just had a true light bulb moment – except it was more like a thousand flood lights being turned on and realising I was centre stage. I just have to get right to the point as I am still revelling in shock with this one… Who the actual f%*k has stolen my street – cred. I’m going to…
Firstly I need to apologise as this post is going to contain lots of swear words as that’s the sort of morning I have had. It has not been particularly eventful it’s just another normal shitty Friday trying to get two kids to school and me to work. Reluctantly I peel myself off my bed – it was like peeling…
Most might think the kids have finally snapped me with this title and I’m just about ready for the funny farm, who actually says “Yeah, work- lucky me I get to bust my ass all day long!!” But I actually do love arriving to work. It’s a bullet point kinda day so here we go. I’ve spent most of the…
My life was going well, work, kids, Mr Moz etc to say it was under control would be being over enthusiastic but we were all still alive and fairly happy. It was a morning like any other, manic and mayhem Morris style. I had been to the doctors that week to find out I had tennis elbow and trapped a…
Millie Returns We have just picked Amelia up from school after returning from her school trip to Alton Castle. As you can see, Alfie is over joyed, I would even say over come with pure emotion. I think I captured it in his face but if that wasn’t concreate evidence enough it was what he said when he saw her.…