Familylife, Uncategorized

Teenager Teeth

Nobody warns you what it is like raising teenagers; you literally go from having cute, angelic children who go to bed mostly on time, wear what you lay out for them, and hang off your every word, putting you on a pedestal, thinking you are the most amazing and important person in their life, to hating you overnight. They went…

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Familylife, Just me, Uncategorized

Just another manic morning

Good Morning!

Its 7.30am. That’s a great time to wake up isn’t it, quite respectable. But I have been awake since 4am, again which is bearable if you are going on holiday which I clearly am not.   That sweet-faced boy I forgave yesterday for being a Turd at times – well he decided at 3am that my bed was the place for him, he came into…

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Familylife, Mr Moz & Me

Baby, I’m waiting…

I love looking at #TBT pictures of family, friends and fellow bloggers, it doesn’t matter how alarmingly horrific they look to the person posting, they make me smile in a way that only Valium and Chinese Takeaway can after weigh in day at #slimmingworld. I started thinking about some of the things me and Mr Moz used to do in…

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Familylife

Hello Parents Evening.

Parents evening is not a straight forward event that I honestly look forward to. Now the Morris Minors are generally well behaved kids and have huge hearts but they also have 50 % of my DNA which also makes them unpredictable, hot headed and stubborn I don’t think I sometimes help the whole situation as I’m not an ‘easy parent.’…

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Faux Par Parenting

It was another faux par for me this week, it was eat with your kids at school day, now I send my kids to school not solely for the education but mainly because I need the break and I can’t be held responsible for my actions to the mini terrorist’s if they didn’t attend. I turned up, suitably dressed with…

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Who Stole MY Street-Cred?

I have just had a true light bulb moment – except it was more like a thousand flood lights being turned on and realising I was centre stage. I just have to get right to the point as I am still revelling in shock with this one… Who the actual f%*k has stolen my street – cred. I’m going to…

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Morning Homework…FML

Firstly I need to apologise as this post is going to contain lots of swear words as that’s the sort of morning I have had.  It has not been particularly eventful it’s just another normal shitty Friday trying to get two kids to school and me to work. Reluctantly I peel myself off my bed – it was like peeling…

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